Da Bomb

Soy Bomb, that is! Look at him go. And what a pro--he really hits his mark!

Happy 86th Birthday, Carol Channing!

Sincerely,
Marvin Lesbian

Re: Donna Summer singing "Bad Girl"

(See it here.) Damn, her pussy is figuratively on fire!

Donna Summer, "Bad Girls" in concert

"I just wanna make a fast buck, and I wanna disappear!" She has a somewhat mannish build in a womanly way. Wow!

Got to Give It Up

Did you hear that former Motown Records recording artist Michael Jackson likes twenty eight year olds?

What he likes is that there's twenty of them.

Tunesmith homosexual popular Elton John slid offstage in Australia recently, puked, later returned to the stage to say to the hearings everything on him and to oscillate the house for 45 minutes more. Although I am not no ventilator of “E.Jo,” desire that the new harvest of today of the musical talent would emulate his professionalism. To the talent, the week the last Paris Hilton let its own barf unexpected of onstage attack to end sudden its operation. That one is hospitality? Even though its system was short, I it doubt to the left the crowd that wished more!

'Tis the Season--'Tis!

The worst part of Christmas is the music, and Wham's "Last Christmas" is the worst. Again and again, George Michael sings "Last Christmas I gave you my heart / The very next day you gave it away / This year to save me from tears / I'll give it to someone special." Maybe it's because I used to ghost-write an etiquette column, but this deeply offends me. First of all, if you give a gift to someone, it's theirs--if the very next day they give it away, that's well within their rights. But George didn't give "you" anything--he's clutching his heart bitterly and trying to make himself feel better by making snotty jabs about how "special" you aren't. Ick. If I met a whiny creep like this and he gave me his heart, it'd take a lot less than a day for me to give it away. In fact, I'd return it!

No one would ever play this oldie but not-goodie if it weren't about Christmas--even "Everything She Wants" is better than this! But since it is about Christmas, we'll have to hear it in supermarkets and laundromats until the middle of January. Radio stations have radically altered their format for the season, and if you participate in this society, you will hear that Mariah Carey "All I Want for Christmas is You" record in the next three weeks, whether you want to or not. A Rosie O'Donnell Christmas album exists, and what I'm always thankful for this time of year is that the radio never, ever plays it, for some reason.

I heard "Last Christmas" last night in Nicky's Vietnamese sandwich shop on Second Street last night and, well, you can tell I was outraged. And then "Jingle Bell Rock" came on.